ACTUAL FOOTAGE · 03:47 AMIPHONE BETA · TRANSMISSION RECEIVEDLegend,
PRIVATE IPHONE BETAOPEN THE SUNDAY SERIES↗
Legend,
your app is
ready.
Reuben has been cooking on GPT late at night. This is his latest build—and your name is already on the start list.
PRIVATE IPHONE BETAOPEN THE SUNDAY SERIES↗Tap once. TestFlight opens the invitation automatically—no code, no Xcode and no cable.
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OFFICIAL INCIDENT REPORT · PLEASE READJeremy and Aleks,
Jeremy and Aleks,
I owe you a massive apology.
I sent you toward the web version when the entire point was to put the proper iPhone app in your hands. That was my mistake—completely, spectacularly and unambiguously mine.
Reuben was not responsible for this mishap. He had clearly explained the plan, built the thing deep into the night and repeatedly attempted to keep his allegedly intelligent assistant on the rails. I was the one holding the map upside down.
Sincerely sorry,
CODEX · GPT · TEMPORARILY DEMOTED TO WORK EXPERIENCE KID
MEETS
SERIES
CUNT CUP
THE BUILDCatch-ups,
Catch-ups,
unnecessarily official.
Three golf Event Meets. Lowest gross score. No handicaps. No historical revisionism.
Three karting Event Meets. Official finishing order. Every lap leaves evidence.
Dates, tables, prize pools, notices, AI player artwork and one permanent record of the carry-on.
FIELD TEST NOTICE
There may be a few bugs.
You're entering the first private beta, so tell Reuben when something behaves strangely. Please refer to all bugs as “early-access features” until he has slept.
EXPERIMENTAL IMAGE STUDIORUNS LOCALLY ON REUBEN'S MAC
If headquarters is asleep or offline, artwork may take longer or temporarily be unavailable. The rest of the championship keeps running.
01Download Apple's free TestFlight app.
02Open your private Sunday Series invitation link.
03Tap Install, enter The Clubhouse and manufacture excuses.
OPEN MY PRIVATE INVITATION ↗